Poll Why isn't anyone blaming Keanu Reeves? (12 votes)
I watched Bram Stoker's Dracula and there is a direct line that can be drawn from Keanu's Bill and Ted travishamokery performance in that film, Gary Oldman barely suppressing his annoyance at his terrible acting, to Cyberpunk's epic failure.
Also, there is secret footage on Facebook showing that Keanu knew about the impending epic failure during his "breathtaking" paycheck cashing appearance during E3 2019. I blame Keanu.
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