Am I going super saiyan?

Before you read, this is a serious concern no matter how silly it sounds. Please hear me out and don't be mean.

I was born with black hair. When I was a child, I watched dragon ball z and became enamored with what it stood for. At the time, I was a very imaginative kid. I wanted to be like Goku so I would wear my (then) blue belt from my karate classes and scream in the mirror while flexing shirtless for 17 minutes a day.

The habit stuck with me all these years (form of meditation) but now I'm scared that I may be on to something. The other day, while I was flexing in the mirror, I noticed a few of my hair strands were blonde. I know super saiyans are fiction, I'm not crazy, but what else could make my hair go blonde by itself? I'm also a lot stronger than I was when I was a little boy.

I learned from my physics class that objects can emit energy at wavelengths invisible to the human eye. As a kid I thought I can't be going super saiyan because I can't see the yellow aura. What if I was emitting the energy/aura in the x-ray or gamma spectrum this entire time?

Can anybody give me guidance? Thanks for the help.

I want to be like Hit and become a literal dickhead.

Its either to do with light waves for example my arm air is black inside but blond outside or the hair simple lacks some melanin which is also completely normal especially as we age.

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@npiet1: I had my melanin levels checked last time I visited my family doctor for a check up. They were normal.

@uninspiredcup: You can be anything you want to, my uninspired fellow!

@XVision84: what's in your blood is different to your hair.

I don't know OP, you could be...

Go home OP, you're drunk.

@XVision84: the hairs are either mixed coloring, or else they aren't blond but are starting to turn grey. : )

@XVision84: see if you can fly?

Find a building jump off and report back

Maybe just super crazy.

@npiet1: Good point. I'll get my hair checked.

@Gaming-Planet: Big fan of soulja boy. The line "watch me crank it watch me roll" is poetry in motion.

@mandzilla: How did you know I wasn't home? That's very creepy. I don't drink btw, it interferes with my nasal hygiene.

@thehig1: See, this is why I visit the internet. You get unique insights like this. My doctors, despite being "experts", just referred me to a therapist.

I'll let you know how it goes, thanks!

John Cena had no problem going Super Saiyan in the ring sooooo:

@davillain-: That's the most hype GIF I've ever seen :O

Let's just say I have a sixth sense for these things, and I don't believe you. Let me smell your nose breath.

I was gonna use that GIF as my next avatar but I ended up keep forgetting it due to my obsession for Anime girls lol.

I hope Alita battle angel turns out to be a good movie. The trailers and the cast both look promising! I never read the manga though.

Absolutely not, that would be unseemly and I have a pristine image to uphold. You don't just walk around smelling people's noses, Mandzilla!

After a few blond hairs? No way. I'd say Semi-Saiyan at best.

-Byshop

I'm trying, Byshop. It isn't easy :(.

-XVision84

@XVision84: Spoilsport! :(

I know, I'm just saiyin'...

-Byshop

I have black hair and I'm starting to have patches of brownish hair. That means I'm getting old. But you have look very close to see it. It is best seen with dim lighting.

I know this because I had jet black hair and now it's more dark brownish or at least losing some of its color.

I see what you did there. Clever little tyke aintcha? ;)

-XVision84

If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure your nose smells absolutely splendid. I've got a sixth sense for these things lol.

Old? Pfft, with a name like watercrack445 I'm sure you're still kickin'. In some cultures dark brown hair is quite attractive! Doubly so with dim lighting in a romantic environment. You've got a lively life ahead of you, my mortal kombat loving fellow ;).

@XVision84: I do? Alright. I'll take your words for it.

You’re getting there! lol