In the 90s I worked at this department store. It was a weeknight in December few weeks before Christmas. I was wasting my time staring at the clock wanting to be elsewhere.
I heard “excuse me.”
Turn around to see this massive guy heavily tanned with sunglasses.
I smile say, “Whats up.”
He asked me about some Christmas decoration & the accent was heavy New Yorker. I explained the product & the big guy looked confused & motioned for me to follow him.
We go to another aisle and theres this guy standing there looking awkward with huge stupid looking sunglasses, his coat collar was sticking up & it looked like he had fake spray on grey hair coloring.
I greeted the guy & began explaining how the Christmas thing worked and he responded and the voice sounded familiar. I looked at his face & he spoke again...
Kyle MacLachlan the actor. Not that popular these days but in the 90s he was very busy. At the time he was dating super model Linda Evangelista who came from my hometown I assumed thats why he was there.
I stayed calm said simply, “sir I love your work especially Lynch movies great job!” Or something stupid like that. He thanked me and I left them alone while he looked at some other shit.
I went back to our desk and this girl I worked with was there. I excitedly told her who was a few aisles away...
She didn’t believe me said “bullshit,” then walked to peak around corner.
I suddenly hear this shriek “OH MY GOD!” I go look and she ran up to the poor guy and grabbed his arm. The big guy separated and pushed her back. She was freaking out and he quickly exited the store leaving his bodyguard to buy the items.
I felt bad for the guy he seemed nice gotta suck not being able to just go into a store.
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