Red Dawn 2.0: Alaska

What do you do if you live in Alaska and the Russians, including Wagner invade?

You hide your maps so their tanks can't find Juno?

Look how dreadful their invasion went with Ukraine. I’d be more concerned about China. Get that power armor up and running.

Pretty sure the US and Canada (they would 100% join us in a coalition) would beat Russia, hands down.

This fear we have of the Russian military is so incredibly misplaced. Fear their nukes? Sure, of course. Fear their conventional military? ROFL!

We view these Russians as hard men living in a hard place and they're somehow so tough and badass (that's the picture the Russian-worshiping right paints, at least) but the fact is they're getting their asses handed to them by an unprepared military that relies on foreign aid and is comprised of people from all walks of life.

Good luck, Russia; one of these days you're going to rattle that saber of yours too hard and you will find the war in your backyard.

@DEVILinIRON: we kill them

They've had refugees flee to Alaska since the Ukraine war and sanctions etc, but by normal right wing deplorable rhetoric, that's an invasion. It's now longer an "if" hypothetical but a more a "now what?"

Live in the basement and play Duckhunter for the next 3 months.

That was the Nazis problem. They overextended themselves so much, they collapsed within their own weight. I think many people have learned from the mistake, including the Russians.

I’m not saying they won’t cause problems. But I think they’re keen on that.

No one is invading Alaska or Canada's north until solar powered hover tanks are invented.

Even then, you could only invade in summer.

Moreover, the locals are like Clint Eastwood. Kill you fcuking dead instantly. Even 93 yr old Clint.