Who designed the xbox controllers?

I went to a now ex-friends house today to try out his xbox series x and man is that controller a piece of shit. Wht would you put a thumbstick on the top of a controller? It’s pure crap for fighting games.

It takes actual batteries? What is this? 1980?

The system is ugly. I told him he’s not my friend anymore because i’d rather be caught dead than with a xbox fanboy.

How embarrassing, can you use a ps5 controller or are you stuck with that feng shui crap?

My biggest gripe is every new Xbox controller is SMALLER than the last. Phil Spencer must have baby hands.

@NathanDrakeSwag:

It’s crazy. I feel like somebody saw a pablo picasso painting and thought it was a good blueprint

I know you genuinely go for the shittiest troll, but this may be your worst.

@lundy86_4: the controller sucks and you know it.

Are you supposed to play tekken on that thing?

I actually like my Xbox controller more vs my PS4 one. What are you gonna do about it?

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Fake post, cows don't have friends that's why they can't understand what makes Halo co-op so special.

343 removed split screen from 5. Those hacks don't know what made Halo special.

@lamprey263: halo hasnt been good since original xbox.

I like their controller, but AA batteries make no sense. I don't want to hear the "lol buy a rechargeable pair". We're not in 2001.

Lemmings cry out "bu bu options*"

*Sold separately

@hardwenzen: since you hace to buy a battery pack it makes it more expensive than ps5

Find new friends who can tell you why Xbox controller is love and maybe you won't make crappy threads that should be system wars material.