A friend of mine has made it a point to annoy me constantly with these horrible music videos they keep emailing me. So, I want to return the favor by gifting them the most graphically hideous game currently on the market.
Unfortunately, it has to be current gen, or I'd just gift them an Atari game. They're also not a computer gamer, so I can't use any of the less-nice PC examples either. Rotten luck all around.
For bonus points, it would be nice if this game was as buggy as humanly possible. If it makes Goat Simulator and any Bethesda release day product look bug free by comparison, all the better.
Oh, and if it has enough microtransactions to make even EA balk, then it'll be perfect... but I'm not holding out hope on this one.
So, please, torture me with hideousness so I can get vengeance upon them!
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