Hey you in OT, you love eating Wings (Hot Wings) right? Do you prefer...

Flats.

Tastier meat, tend to be more succulent, and they're fun to eat.

I've mastered the technique:

1. Basically to grib the flat at both ends and sort of flex it back and forth where the two bones join on either side.
2. Then you take the smaller bone out sideways of the flat. Usually it comes out clean, but sometimes there's a small tasty morsel of meat on there.
3. Then you take the main part and at the tip there's sometimes a hard piece of cartilage; carefully pinch that off.
4. Finally, dip in blue cheese dressing (NO RANCH!!!) if you like, and then suck the whole thing off the bone like a lovely chicken wing lollipop.

Clean, efficient, fun (for those of us that fidget), and tasty!

Drums ain't bad, though! I generally order mixed wings but if there's an option for flats I might go that route.

Best thing I ever did once was find some turkey wings (yes...turkey wings. Not small chicken wings, big ol mutant huge turkey wings) and smoke them.

Then after smoking a let them chill overnight uncovered so the skin dried off.

Then I fried them like regular wings. Then tossed in a buffalo sauce.

Oh man they were good. Smokey-spicy and huge and tender.

Drumsticks all day.

Not too fussed as long as it's reaper sauce.

Was legit pissed off when Iceland stopped selling them.

Both mmm

I prefer drums because they're not as messy.

Drums :)

The magic is in the sauce.

Drums. I prefer the meatiness and kind of enjoy the mess it makes.

Dang it, now I want wings. What's a good spot? Wingstop does have some tasty stuff.