Write a story for us in 3 to 5 sentences! AI written stories not allowed!

A man-child named DEVILinIRON who frequented an online gaming forum called Gamesot, fell asleep at the keyboard. When he woke up he found that someone had typed a topic called Write a Story in 3-5 sentences. He didn't remember writing it so it must have been Donald J. Rumpbucket. His roommate always did bad things, like trying to end the government. The End.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Plagiarism! Plagiarism, I say!

Lies and blasphemy: original concept.

Ever since she left, my heart feels as empty as a bowl of soup that an old woman used to help wash down a dry turkey sandwich from her early-bird lunch special. My soul, shredded like a brick of cheese that is to be sprinkled upon a large pizza, and baked to a bubbly, warm golden brown.

Or perhaps... I am just hungry.

@judaspete: Nice metaphors! lol

@DEVILinIRON: My metaphors have all the utility of a slightly overripe banana. To brown and spotted to eat, but not yet soft enough to mash and bake into banana bread.

Such is the life of a gaming forum poet.

😜

Gold fish, plastic bag

A world in a child's hand

Shattered on a whim

I'm not the biggest Taylor Swift fan, but one of her songs has an excellent example of a 3 sentence story:

I have this dream my daughter in-law kills me for the money. She thinks I left them in the will. The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out "She's laughing up at us from hell"

I could probably write a page or two on how excellent this small sample is.

Big fan of the "Three sentence horror stories" reddit page.

I'm too tired/lazy/dull to come up with my own so here are some:

The surviving kids asked the surviving adults why some of the zombies kept waving their hands.

The other adults didn't know, but I did.

I know sign language.

Haha I know that line, I liked it too.

Taylor Swift is the epitome of the "I really do not like this kind of music, but I can totally see why some people might" sort of sentiment. I'm not going to give anyone a hard time for liking Taylor Swift; I don't get it, but I could 😋 I work in a blue collar, manual labor kind of job and I see big bearded men blasting Taylor Swift in the workspace and people are just like "Hey, you do you, bro".