Before I share this story with my SW brethren, I have to give a HUGE shout out to @girlusocrazy and let me tell you why...
He actually sat in front of his laptop for 4 HOURS (at work) just to help increase my chances of getting a PS5. This was while I was dozing off and on due to lack of sleep. When I was ready to say to hell with it, he kept me encouraged the whole time. I don't know too many people like this guy but man do I wish more people was like him...
Second shout out goes to @Pedro because he also tried to get one for me and even though you weren't successful, it's the thought that counts ;)
Now, check out this crazy story...
For the past few days I've been getting up at 6am and going to every Walmart, Target, Best Buy and GameStop in my area. I was put on Lord knows how many FAKE call list. You know...when the manager says "I'll definitely call you man. No worries, just leave your name and number and you'll be the first person I notify" and then the guy throws the list in the trash as soon as you leave...that kind of shit. I've been dealing with that from launch...so today, I did my rounds and got back in time to start the whole Best Buy event.
Keep in mind, these a$$holes said they were going to kick things off at 9am...and also keep in mind that I've been running off of maybe 3 hours of sleep each day so picture having to jump between 2 tabs and a phone repeatedly for like 4 freaking hours straight. I'm talking non...fucking...stop!
Like...carpal tunnel started to set in after hour 1 but these guys didn't start the damn thing until 1pm.
Anyway, so I'm going in and out of conscientiousness with @girlusocrazy texting me to make sure my ass is still up and BAM!!! I get a sign that says check out. That's when round 2 start. I had to click that SOB another 50-100 times before it added to my cart to take me to the next screen. Then I finally see the sweetest words I've ever seen...Check Out!
At this point I'm like "is it real?" so I clicked it and what happens next..."sorry we're out of stock" and I'm like nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...so I'm clicking this one tab (the one that made it) like crazy because my cart still had one item in it and then it takes me to check out again. At this point I'm like WTF man? So then it keeps kicking me out off and on and I'm clicking every time because at this point I could taste the plastic on that over-sized skyscraper of a console. FINALLY, it takes me to Proceed With Order and I'm in shock and awe...
Then the son of bitch kicks me out yet again. The whole time @girlusocrazy is like the voice of yoda saying"don't give up Louie...use the force" so I'm clicking like my life depends on it and after another 500 or so clicks, it took my credit card and gave me a confirmation number.
Okay Okay Okay, before everyone says nice blog, there's more...
Best Buy says I have to wait until Saturday to pick it up but, it's the same Best Buy I went to yesterday and EVERYONE I asked about the PS5 and Xbox Series X either acted shitty to me (because I was dressed like a bum like who cares, it's a freakn pandemic) or played stupid...especially this one chick. So I went back up there and the same people were there and the chick was like "I see you're back again. We still don't have those PS5s in stock" so I was like "ummm...yes you do."
She said "don't believe everything you hear" so I said, "I don't..but I do believe what's on my receipt bitch" (now the bitch part I said in my head but she was definitely being a bitch yesterday). Next thing you know, her attitude completely changes and she starts acting like we're friends now. She even starts flirting. That's when I said "I'll also take that new 65" Samsung Q90 along with a copy of Ghost of Tsushima. After that, her eyes got so big you could slid quarters in the cracks. Then she said "I can help you with all of that" and that's when I said "appreciate it...but I'm good" then walked away found another rep to help me like it won't shit!
So all in all, I got my PS5, a new Samsung that's HDMI 2.1 ready, a new game and a little bit of payback ;)
The End
If you got a wild and crazy story of how you got your next gen console, please share...
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