I'd like to see how this goes:

Scene: Day, hallway of high school, walls lined with lockers.

People shuffling past, excitedly talking about the upcoming harvest festival dance.

Camera pans, OP standing by Hannah Specklebottom's locker. Nervously looking around, adjusting his pokeball belt buckle. Bitches love his pokeball belt buckle, he thinks to himself.

Hannah approaches OP with a friendly, but uncomfortable smile. She wonders why he's blocking her locker, and is weirded out.

OP- Hello girl I've known for years. You wouldn't consider us to be exceptionally good friends, right?

Weirded out girl- Uhh, sure...?

OP- Well, I've been thinking about our relationship?

WOG- Our relationship?

(She quickly places a book inside the locker, and wants to walk away)

OP- Yeah. You know, all those dates we've never been on?

WOG- Oh...OK. So, what?

OP- And you know how you've not expressed any feelings towards me beyond casual friendship?

(Nervously wringing his clammy hands together.)

WOG- Yeah, we've been cool since middle school. What's going on. Are you dying or something?

(She doesn't know what to think. She shoots an anxious side-eyed look to a friend, when OP nervously looks down at his shuffling feet she silently mouths "help me!")

OP- Haha, no. Forgive my ramblings, I'm so nervous.

WOG- I'm going to be late for cl-

(Slams the locker door, forgetting what she was looking for in the first place.)

(He interrupts.)

OP- I just have to ask you something!

(Heart pounding, sweating through the armpits of his denim jacket)

WOG- What is it?

OP- I want to take our relationship to the next level. I want you to be my girlfriend.

(He lets out a high-pitched but almost silent (not silent enough, Hannah hears it) fear fart.)

(Her mouth hangs open with a combination that quickly transitions from horror, to confusion, then back to something in between.)

WOG- Your girlfriend? The "next level"?That's, like, 3 levels away from where we are right now! I-

(He cuts her off)

OP- Well, I've been crushing so hard. I figured this was the best course of action.

WOG- We've never even been on a single date.

(She's making mental notes to change her phone number, gamertag, and MySpace screen names. She hurries past him.)

(OP quickly turns oh his heels as she passes, yelling after her)

OP- Your friends said you were single.

(She speaks over her shoulder, quickly heading towards Mrs. Thermosman's 4th period mine-mapping 101 class)

WOG- I think I'm going to leave now, see you a-

(Cutting her off)

OP- One more thing, my dear, before your answer.

(She responds in what is now a fearful, quivering voice.)

WOG- What?

OP- I'm 3 months younger than you.

(She stops in her tracks. Dropping her books, she turns to face him.)

WOG- I want nothing more than to be your girlfriend. Take me to bed, or lose me forever.

Scene fades to black as the couple runs out of the front doors of the school, hand-in-hand.

@jasean79:

Disagree, but I do think it's a close 2nd to Empire......it's nice to see Return getting some love, I did a poll about 5 years ago, and Return was pretty much shutout.

He said it in the hearing,

“Did I look at the finances and have a hearing specifically as to the revenue portion and how they spend? Yes,” Chaffetz said during a House Oversight and Government Reform Committee meeting. “Was there any wrongdoing? I didn’t find any.”

Don't be a typical delusional republican.