1998 New Year’s Day, around midday finally got out of bed walked downstairs.

I crossed the living room full of relatives (around 20 uncles, aunties and cousins) and then into the kitchen, saw my mum and she told me, “your willy is sticking out of your boxers.”

@nirgal: Not sure what you mean by, “comed up,” but I guess in your view you think this was a top down operation, that Bytedance ordered the workers to do this.

Obviously you have zero evidence of this and you’ve never been in a position to make decisions and just follow orders.

I guess, you also think K&L Gates, the law firm that handles much of TikTok’s activities are also in cahoots.

@InEMplease: An internal investigation led by an external law firm. After all Bytedance didn’t need to do anything.

@nirgal: And it was an internal investigation, which did not need any disclosure.

Hence it shows transparency.

Yes you worked in a very large firm without an internal audit team? Must be huge! LOL!

@nirgal: So show me the evidence that the employees was doing something to protect Bytedance?

Why would it be a PR stunt when the investigation was internal? They could have covered it up and said nothing!

Your logic is illogical.

Also get your facts straight! The global compliance team is a part of Bytedance. Every major company has an internal compliance and internal audit department. They were not hired.

Obviously you’ve never worked at a large company!

Bytedance employed an external law firm!

Get your facts straight!

@nirgal: Have you got any evidence to prove otherwise or is it your personal bias?

Moreover, Bytedance was not required to disclose anything.

The fact that they hired an external law firm to work with an internal compliance team to investigate shows transparency.

Or are you also claiming the law firm is also lying to the world?

@nirgal: The discovery was made by a global internal compliance investigation led by an external law firm.

CNN didn’t bother to report that part of the story and this changes how readers perceive the story.

If anything, it shows that TikTok is open and transparent and willing to make public its internal non-compliance issues.

Do you have a cigarette after?

I made this years ago and only had it once but it was surprisingly nice.

Chips + curry powder + lemon juice + fish sauce

It was very late and I was hungry. I accidentally knocked over some curry powder over the chips and I realised I did not have ketchup, or salt or vinegar, so I used lemon juice and fish sauce.