Mercenaries 3. That is all.

In gonna go out on a limb here and said this sounds like exactly the brand of horseshit that's liable to get your gamertag banned.

I want to know why OP gives Zelda a pass on this issue.

Do not- for any reason-reason- buy from sellers in Hong KongKong or China. Twice I got bootleg switcherooed on eBay and both times out was a Chinese seller.

@Jaysonguy: name 3 games that he would have done better to buy.

The single player is boring anyway.

If you don't mind him hearing all the "niggas," "fucks," and "cocksuckers" and so on that are built into the game's dialogue already, then sure, let him at it. But keep this in mind: if you buy it for him, it's pointless to demarcate any boundary between the single player and GTA Online. The filthy language he would encounter in the game's dialogue would pale in comparison to the cesspit of vulgarity and racism that is the GTA Online community.

The torture mission could be worrisome, but to be completely honest, would torturing a guy with pliers and electricity really be so much worse than lobbing a Molotov cocktail at a group of ladies outside a cafe? Or murdering random passersby with a hatchet in first person view?

If you look at it that way, the only real difference between GTA 5 and GTA Online is that in single player the girls at the titty bar are topless.

If you like Metroidvania knockoffs or the new TMNT show, check out TMNT: Danger of the Ooze. It's short the first time through, and is built for speed runs, so buy it cheap or rent it.

Otherwise, if you like hack and slash action, you can drop a ridiculous number of hours into Samurai Warriors Chronicles.

Monster Hunter 3U(Or 4, now that it's out) will keep you running for a hundred+ hours if you're into grindy action RPGs. I advise you to have either a CPP or a n3DS and a strategy guide.

Zelda: ALBW was a return to form for the series, though the rental mechanic was, in my own opinion, a departure too far. Still good though.

A GH revival could be cool, but it sucks that my hundred dollar GH guitar is still going to be gathering dust in the corner of my bedroom.

This is the first time I've ever looked up a video from a GameSpot forum topic. I was surprised to find them genuinely amusing. I especially liked "Jump a car. Jump a car." Next on the list absolutely has to be GTA Online.

And I was sure the last one on the APB video was going to be, "be Kevin Smith."

How much are you offering?

I could supply the three people you need, but my crew are professionals and don't come cheap.